Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
Reasons to loVermont: Vermont’s Biggest City Shows... →
lovermont: BURLINGTON, Vt. — There was a McDonald’s downtown in Vermont’s largest city for years, but then Vermont’s largest city decided it didn’t want McDonald’s anymore. So the McDonald’s closed. A McDonald’s closing. Who’s ever heard of such a thing? In Vermont’s largest city, these…
attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies