[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
The first time that joke has been funny in a long time.
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can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years
“If you don’t drink warm blood and eat fresh meat, you are doomed to die on the tundra.”
"If there were no reindeer we would not exist.”
“As our ancestors live, so will we live; as our ancestors died, so will we die.”
“Better to see once than to hear many times.”
The Grand Boulevard in Budapest follows a Fibonacci spiral
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
Y’all should go fix this.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
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